Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sign the Saved By The Bell Petition!!!!

Sign it, you'll thank me later

Friday, March 13, 2009

Another TISHTS

- Quit forking your granny!

Seriously, I had to say this tonight.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

I'll take "Ugh" for $1,000, Alex

Who else hates the new Jeopardy board and backgrounds? Ugh.

First they eff with the song and now the rest of the set. Ugh.

I'm totally geeking out right now

For this!!!

Its the new Palm Pre and it isn't even out yet! I don't even have Sprint and I want this phone.

It is small, has a touch-screen, opens to reveal the QWERTY keyboard, and it pulls info from a lot of different web services so you don't have to have a specific operating system to use it. I wish I could have it for a week to test it out and see how awesome it really is.....then maybe we could switch to Sprint. :P

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Welcome to my nightmare

Well, friends, as much as I hate to admit this, Miley Cirus and I have something in common.
No, its not millions of dollars and adoring, I have never dated a, I have never met this DUDE.....and no I am not a mom/wife/Client Service Representative III by day and "rock" star by night........No, our common bond is much more simple and less life threatening: we both have a heart condition called tachycardia. Sinus tachycardia is a condition in which our resting heart rate is faster than the "normal, average" person's resting heart rate. For example, "normal" is 60-100 beats per minute and mine is 120 bpm.

Since I haven't written my autobiography yet, I haven't dedicated any chapters to my nonfatal heart condition. But Miley mentions that she "suffers" from it and she thinks about it every time she's on stage in her book, Miles To Go.

Well, Miles, rest assured that unless you also have something else physically going on (like, say, a lot of adrenaline running through your veins while Katie Douglas tries to break your nose in front of 200 people or you are on cocaine) you will probably be fine.

But if you are doing some strenuous, physical activity, and it proves too much for your heart, your body will take over and make you pass out. Its pretty awesome, and you usually get a pretty cool bump on your head. But you could turn that into an all-out media frenzy too and sell a lot more of your "albums" and DVDs and books!

Monday, March 9, 2009

My mood, you ask?

Feelin' old school-CHEESY

(nsfw - use headphones)

Friday, March 6, 2009

Movie Poster Game

See if you can guess the movie by seeing just one letter of the movie's poster........its hard!

Thursday, March 5, 2009


Both from tonight:

- "You don't have to wrap it in bacon." (said to husband, not son)

- "Get over here, don't squish the poop." (said to son, not husband)

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Such a slacker

So I am just now watching The Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon - I know, you must be freaking out by now wondering what the heck I have been doing to keep myself so busy that I haven't watched it yet.....well, fair readers, I have a 6-week-old, a 2 1/2 year old and my husband was 2,000 miles away. Nonetheless, I am watching it now.

So, here are some thoughts as we go:

  • He seems nervous
  • I am loving Slow-Jammin the News (The Roots are awesome)
  • Lick it for Ten sounds sooo dirty, yes I giggled
  • Jimmy saying "You really licked the heck outta that thing" makes me giggle more
  • This game is getting lamer as it goes, except for the last guy's facial expression (although he knew exactly what he was doing)
  • He seems very nervous now with Bobby De Niro on stage
  • Space Train? Really?
  • Timberlake - predictable, but still funny. He does an okay John Mayer and his hilarious Michael McDonald
  • His guest furniture looks very uncomfortable
  • Van Morrison - classic
  • Excited for my girl Tina on night #2
So all in all, the first show wasn't bad. It didn't blow me away but I laughed and, of course, will watch again.

Now I'm off to watch episode 2 and eat some chips.


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